Cool Hand Ronak

I went on my first "real" walk today. Today it wasn't too hot out (I have two fur coats and I get overheated easily in the summer) so dad and my girl took me alllll over the neighborhood - how cool! I am really seeing the world now!

I'm pooped now because I'm not used to having so much activity! I wanted to go for a longer walk, but my girl said I'm too little and too young.

So for now I will act my age and play with my toys! I love my toys, yippee!

Aaaaahrrrrr! Chomp chomp chomp!

Miniature White Lion

Do YOU think I'm part lion?

Alone with the girl!

I am in the evil clutches of the girl since mom and dad are away on a trip. It hasn't been so bad though. She got me new toys! And I also went to dinner with some friends of hers, and to the pet store (I met a Westie) to get an edible "bone" with lots of vitamins in it.

My girl says that even really manly men melt over me! That's true. Gotta love me!! Hee hee!

Drive-Thru?

Umm. I believe I witnessed and was a party to an illegal transaction today. It was very shady. But that doesn't surprise me... as my girl seems very shady.

We got in the car. It all seemed a little on the down-low, if you know what I mean. We went to a big brick wall. My girl rolled down her window, looked around, and said some things in a loud voice - maybe to make a show of it... so no one would think she's guilty?

Then we drove up. There was a huge square window cut in the wall where a man sat. First he handed her a bag. Then she handed him money. And then... then we drove away.

It was quite perfunctory. She seemed to check her rear view mirror quite a bit.

The bag smelled suspiciously.

She ate the contents.

A Socialite's Life

License and registration?? YIKES!


Uhh... I have no idea how that cork got there. Honest! I just wish the puparazzi would leave me alone!

I got drunk!

I was scavenging around the kitchen for crumbs after dinner. Mom and my girl were putting stuff away in the fridge and some fizzy stuff leaked out onto the floor. The humans didn't realize for a few seconds, so I helped myself to licking it up. Ooh, those bubbles went right to my head! When my girl realized it was champagne, she completely freaked and called the emergency vet to make sure I wouldn't die or something. They told her I'd be perfectly fine since I'd only had a few licks, but to keep an eye on me since I'm only 6 pounds. Mmmm, call me a lush puppy because I really enjoyed myself!!

I got a little loopy and my girl says I am a lightweight and that I got drunk underage - so that means I'm a rebel, yeah!

I am still feeling pretty darn good. A little spazzier than usual and very happy and playful! My girl says that my handshake is not quite steady. Some of our friends have suggested that I enroll in a 12-step program.

I am told that I will pay for this tomorrow with a puppy hangover! I sure hope not. I had a tough day, you know? I go up a step, I get stuck, I whimper... I just needed a little something to take the edge off!

Anyway, my girl says that alcohol isn't going to fly under this "ruff." Is she corny or what?

Barbecue

How fun! Tonight we had a barbecue at the house and one of my girl's friends came over. We all sat out on the deck and I got to nibble on whatever fell from their plates. Hehe!

The Twilight Zone

Today I met my neighbor. She is a terrier and she tried to kill me. Not too cool. Luckily dad and my girl were there to protect me and save me... then mom gave me lots of cuddles inside.

Later on some big dogs walking by also barked and growled at me. Also, I was driving along with my girl and we saw a bear in the woods... right after she had a dream about a bear. How bizarre! This day is surreal and feels like something out of the Twilight Zone.

Our human neighbor apologized and said that their dog thinks I am a fluffy white toy. Lots of people who meet me say that I look like a cottonball.

What do you think?

Sneak 'n' Squeak

I sometimes like to chew on things that I shouldn't.

My strategy is brilliant.

1. Place Kermie the rope toy near object I would like to chew on.


2. Squeak and play vigorously and cutely with Kermie.


3. When no humans are watching, substitute the rug instead of Kermie. HAH! Mission accomplished and the humans are none the wiser!


Except that tonight it all came crashing down when my girl told me the jig is up!

Anyway. I got scolded by dad and the girl.

So now I'm trolling around for a good spot to pee. That'll get them back!

Feeling Low

I have been feeling really yucky lately and it turns out that I have coccidia, a type of parasite. I went to two different vets and finally everything got worked out... I have some Albon to treat my tummy, and I also have eye drops because I either have allergies or conjunctivitis.

The good news? For the next ten days I get a yummy vanilla dessert... Albon is pretty good!