But I didn't want my humans to know about it!!
My girl was running around with me and one of my paws got pulled a little. I made a big deal and started whimpering and limping around. I even went to mom for good measure with my best "Mom! Your daughter just muuuurdered me!" wail.
I guess I took it a bit far because my girl and my mom were soooo scared and were getting ready to rush me to the vet because I kept on limping. While they were upstairs getting their things, I started doing some zoomies with my toys downstairs.
Then mom found me, so once I saw her... I started limping again - obviously. She called my girl, and told me I'm a drama king!!!!!!! NO FAIR!
Now mom and dad say that I am conniving! What?! Maybe they mean I'm convincing? Great, so give me treats!
