Umm. I believe I witnessed and was a party to an illegal transaction today. It was very shady. But that doesn't surprise me... as my girl seems very shady.
We got in the car. It all seemed a little on the down-low, if you know what I mean. We went to a big brick wall. My girl rolled down her window, looked around, and said some things in a loud voice - maybe to make a show of it... so no one would think she's guilty?
Then we drove up. There was a huge square window cut in the wall where a man sat. First he handed her a bag. Then she handed him money. And then... then we drove away.
It was quite perfunctory. She seemed to check her rear view mirror quite a bit.
The bag smelled suspiciously.
She ate the contents.
