putting the moves on me

For all of you ladies out there who are clamoring for my affections and trying to steal my eye... I just want you to know that I'm only looking for a platonic relationship. There's a lady named Snowball who lives in Philadelphia who writes me notes signed "xoxoxoxoxo." Wow. I may not be on Grey's Anatomy, but I'm pretty McDreamy and McSteamy myself!!!!!