Oh for the love of a dog, lady, would you get me a blowdryer already? You know I start to crimp if I'm not dried immediately!!
Ahhh, that's more like it. Brushed, dried, fluffed, and puffed!
Narcissus? Who's that? And what do you mean, I'm vain?
But seriously... who IS that handsome lad staring back at me?
Ooh! Ooh stop that, you silly creature! That tickles!
